Pine Jokes

What did the health-nut say to himself at the gym? “No pine, no gain”
Things don’t always pine out the way we want them to, but we can-nut give up!
What is a naughty beavers' favorite type of wood ever? Knotty pine.
I’m feelin’ pine.
What did the Christmas tree tell his crush? I pine for you.
What did the tree say when it fell down?
"Call pine one one!"
What looks like half a pine tree? The other half.
Why was the pine tree always in trouble? It kept being knotty.
Which tree is more annoying, pine or oak?
Pine. Because pine needles while oak leaves.
My aunt once told my sister, "You are so tall that you look like a pine tree". She replied, "At least, I am useful to other people!"
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