Pickle

What did the pickle say to the lemon?
I relish our time together
What do you call a pickle from the southern backwoods.
A hill-dilly.
Why is the pickle container always open?
Because it's ajar.
What did the arrogant pickle say?
I'm kind of a big dill.
What's green and wears a cape?
Super Pickle.
What do you call a pickle that got run over on the road?
Road dill.
What's the difference between a pickle and a psychiatrist?
If you don't know, you ought to stop talking to your pickle!
What's green and swims in the sea?
Moby Pickle.
What do you do when a pickle wants to play cards?
Dill'em in.
What's green and pecks on trees?
Woody Wood Pickle.
If Santa made love to a pickle, what would they call their baby?
Claussen.
What did the pickle say when he was told he was going in to a salad?
I relish the thought.
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
I got caught masturbating with a pickle.
I was Gherkin off.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.