Periodic Jokes

What do you call a periodic table with gold missing? "Au revoir"
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
What do you call a periodic table when the gold is missing? Au revoir.
If I could change the periodic table, I would put Uranium and Iodine next to each other.
What do you call a periodic table when the gold is missing?
Au revoir.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
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