Performance Jokes

Why did the vegan get fired ?
His job performance did not meat expectations.
I went to a theater performance done on a bunch of dictionaries the other day...
It was a play on words.
Why did the pianist have to be rushed into surgery after his latest performance?
He played his heart out.
The Cuban main violinist's string snapped during a performance. Luckily, he got offered another violin by his American friend.
That day, another Fiddle Catastrophe was prevented.
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