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Pea

There was an Old Person of Dean,
Who dined on one pea and one bean;
For he said,
"More than that would make me too fat,"
That cautious Old Person of Dean.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef.
The only difference between pea soup and roast beef is anyone can roast beef.
Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can roast beef, but you cant pea soup!
What concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickleback.