Payments Jokes

โ€œIf you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.โ€
Steven Wright
How did the horse make payments?
In in-stallion-ments.
โ€œThe only reason a great many American families don't own an elephant is that they have never been offered an elephant for a dollar down and easy weekly payments."
- Mad Magazine
โ€œIf you think nobody cares if youโ€™re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.โ€ โ€“ Earl Wilson
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