Papers Jokes

why are the discarded papers that once held the halloween candy just like vocalists who have lost their rhythm, art, and poetry?
they are both empty rappers
When astronauts die, the local papers run an orbituary.
I was shocked to read in the papers today that a dwarf had been pickpocketed. I just thought to myself, how could someone stoop so low?
“I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.” – Anonymous
Do I lose when the police officer says papers and I say scissors?
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