Pancakes

Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes?
To make them light and fluffy.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
Which baseball player makes the best pancakes?
The batter.
What does a panda use to cook his pancakes?
A pan duhhhh!
A Small Problem
A Small Problem A young couple took their little boy to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that, although their son appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis. After examining the child, the doctor could find no reason for it. However, the mother continued her search and after weeks of asking around, gets to an old wise woman who everyone swears knows more strange cures than anyone alive. "Feed him pancakes!" She declares immediately. "People won't believe it but it'll solve your problem!" The next morning, when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table. "Gee, mom," he exclaimed. "For me?" "Just take two," his mother replied. "The rest are for your father."
How does a penguin make pancakes?
With its flippers.