My girlfriend brought 50,000 bees and put them in our backyard.
She's a keeper.
During the divorce, the judge couldn't decide who got the shack in the backyard, despite our numerous arguments.
It was a case of he shed, she shed.
I told my brother not to stand too close to the trees in our backyard.
I don't know why, but they seem shady.
The neighbor's dog pooped in our yard, so my wife told me to get the shovel and toss it over their fence.
But that didn't solve anything.
Now the neighbors have my shovel and someone still has to pick up the poop in our yard.
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