Our Jokes

"A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends." - Kin Hubbard
"Doctors are always working to preserve our health and cooks to destroy it, but the latter are the more often successful." - Denis Diderot
"The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families."
— Jay McInerney
“God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters.”
— Unknown
“I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.”
— Unknown
Dear Turkeys, don't worry... they only love us for our breasts too. Sincerely, women.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
Girl give me a chance and I will show you a world of our own where spell of love began and our hearts become one
If you watch the fireworks with me, we could make our own spark.
Our relation is like earth and moon. We're bound to each other unconditionally.
Babe, the only moon missing is our honey moon.
Hey baby, I just found out our shirts were manufactured in unfair working conditions; let's take them off.
"I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract."
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
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