Opponent Jokes

I heard about a football player who had a heart attack and collapsed on top of his opponent.
He was dead on a rival.
What did Michael Jackson say to his chess opponent?
“It don’t matter if you’re black or white.”
What did the nectarine boxer say to his opponent? "You want a peach of me?"
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
A hippie when his opponent disputes his calls: That’s pretty far-out, man!
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