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Toucan Puns

Can birds sell cereal to children?
I don't know if one can, but toucan.

The local zoo just started a recycling collection program to support its mission: 'When you bring in one can, you can save Toucans.'

Can one tropical bird change a lightbulb?
No, but toucan.

Pear Puns

My favorite fruit is the pear.
Because if you have two and you eat one, you still have a pear left.

My daughter picked up a piece of fruit and asked, "Is this a pear?"
"No," I replied, "there is only one."

Pre pear yourself for a bad pun.

Dad: Is that a pear?
*Dad points to pear on the kitchen counter.

Child: Yea...

Dad: Then why is there only one?

Music Puns

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two...

Dirty Short Jokes

My girlfriend keeps saying that a small dick is nothing to worry about.
I still wish she hadn't got one.

Pun Puns

Some say that puns aren't very funny, while others take them very seriously...
I guess the one thing we can all agree on is that puns are no joke.

Mango Puns

I don’t like mangoes. I asked my boyfriend if he thinks they’ll grow on me one day.
He said “I think they can. You just need to be watered properly.”

Singular: One mango
Plural: Two menwent

Dirty Puns

Two condoms are walking down the street...
They pass a gay bar and one condom says to the other "hey, do you wanna get shit-faced?"

One Liners and Short Jokes

Just found two lumps on my car battery.
Got them tested, one came back positive. I hope it's not terminal.

I've been searching for three years for my mother-in-law's killer... but apparently no one will do it.

Zebra Puns

A teacher asks the class to name six mammals that you might find in Africa. One of the pupils replies, “five zebras and a lion”.