One Jokes

There’s snow one like you.
I may be dressed as a vampire tonihgt, but if you play your cards right you might be the one sucking
Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body? Would you mind one more?
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
"My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something."
"My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one."
"There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook."
"I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract."
"Funny, I've met a lot of pin-up girls, but I've never been able to pin one down."
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
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