"My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something."
"My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one."
"There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook."
"I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract."
"Funny, I've met a lot of pin-up girls, but I've never been able to pin one down."
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