Olive Jokes

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive.
Olive, who?
Olive you, and I don’t care who knows it!

I love you with all my butt.
I would say my heart, but it is just not as big. (wink wink where my curvy booties at?!)
Where did the Terminator find extra olive oil??
Aisle B, back.
Where does Extra Extra Virgin Olive Oil come from? Really ugly olives.
A french farmer who owned an olive plantation had a huge fire
He was extremely sad, he had lost his all his huile d'olive.
What is the charge for beating someone with a bottle of olive oil and a can of chick peas ?
Attempted Hummus-ide.
What is the charge for beating someone with a bottle of olive oil and a can of chick peas ?
Attempted Hummus-ide.
Green seemed to disappear from the rainbow it came back in full force, olive and kicking.
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