Oldest Jokes

Paleontologists found the world's oldest toothbrush.
They believe it came from the Flossiraptor.
The oldest computer was an apple given to Adam and Eve back in paradise lost, but it came with very limited memory of just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
What did the mother brain say to her oldest child when it was bothering her youngest child?
It didn't want to get brain-washed.
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
Question: What is the oldest animal?
Answer: The Zebra, it's still in black and white!
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