Off Jokes

What do you call a monk who steals a grilled cheese sandwich right off the griddle?
Out of the frying pan and into the friar.
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
Hey baby, I just found out our shirts were manufactured in unfair working conditions; let's take them off.
Take off your shirt, I want to be closer to your heart.
Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
Wanna know why I like to do yard work?
It really takes the hedge off!
Someone randomly dropped off a bull in my neighbor’s yard, but animal control picked it up before she got home.
She would have had a cow.
I was walking home last night through the park, when this scary looking kid drew a knife on me...
The little brat used a permanent marker and it was a bastard to wash it off.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
That’s a nice Witch costume, but you won’t be needing the broom anymore, because you’ve already swept me off my feet.
“Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart.”
― Erma Bombeck
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet
I think there’s something wrong with my eye. I can’t take them off of you.
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