Off Jokes

I’m going to need someone to help me get these pants off after this dinner….
This dinner isn’t the only thing that’ll make you want to take off your pants.
Want to candy my yams?
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
Hey baby, I just found out our shirts were manufactured in unfair working conditions; let's take them off.
Take off your shirt, I want to be closer to your heart.
Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
I got some fireworks to set off... If you wanna bang
Your clothes look so uncomfortable. Why don’t you let me help you take them off?
If eye contact occurs, strip down and rinse off immediately.
Let's go shopping. Clothes are 100% off at my house.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet
I think there’s something wrong with my eye. I can’t take them off of you.
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
That’s a nice Witch costume, but you won’t be needing the broom anymore, because you’ve already swept me off my feet.
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