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I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes.
The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
I’m thinking of killing off the main character in my new book.
It will really spice up this autobiography.
My wife drove our German car off the pier into the sea. The next day I went diving to look for it.
I got the Benz.
Did you hear about the pear that fell off of the tree and fell to its death?
The damage was irreparable.
Evolution is so strange. Dolphins started off as sea creatures, then evolved to have legs, only to eventually return to the sea and lose them.
Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?
What did the dolphin do to the woman who was rude to it?
Flipper off!
Why did the quarterback suddenly walk off the field?
The coach told him to take a hike!
What do Walter Payton and Luke Skywalker have in common?
They both did great with a hand off!
Kicking off the afternoon in the best way possible
I got caught masturbating with a pickle.
I was Gherkin off.
What did the snail say to the other who had hit him and run off? I'll get you next slime!
I just quit my job as a train driver a few weeks ago.
I can't help but feel that my life has gone off the rails since.
While it’s taking a while for the Corona virus to reach other countries, China got it right off the bat.
I HATE when homeless people shake their cans of change at me.
I get it, you have more money than me, you don't have to show off.
My wife said to me, if you don't get off of the computer and help with the housework, she will bash my head on the keyboard.
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