Nuclear Jokes

What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?
"Oops"
Once a year, I take my family on a tour of various nuclear facilities.
While my kids like it, my wife says it’s just a power trip.
I went to a wedding of two nuclear technicians.
The bride was radiant and the groom was glowing.
When the first nuclear bomb was detonated all the neutrons were sad.
Because their parents had just split.
"Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons."
- Dave Barry
What did the nuclear physicist have for lunch?
Fission Chips.
Some people think nuclear physics is interesting.
Well, in my opinion it's really Bohring.
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