Nuclear Jokes

Once a year, I take my family on a tour of various nuclear facilities.
While my kids like it, my wife says it’s just a power trip.
"Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons."
- Dave Barry
What did the nuclear physicist have for lunch?
Fission Chips.
Some people think nuclear physics is interesting.
Well, in my opinion it's really Bohring.
When the first nuclear bomb was detonated all the neutrons were sad.
Because their parents had just split.
I went to a wedding of two nuclear technicians.
The bride was radiant and the groom was glowing.
What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?
"Oops"
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