Nuclear

What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?
"Oops"
When the first nuclear bomb was detonated all the neutrons were sad.
Because their parents had just split.
What did the nuclear physicist have for lunch?
Fission Chips.
Some people think nuclear physics is interesting.
Well, in my opinion it's really Bohring.
I went to a wedding of two nuclear technicians.
The bride was radiant and the groom was glowing.