Nice Jokes

Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
That's a nice dress — where's the rest of it?
Nice legging. Are you making a fashion statement? Because you got my attention.
Hey cutie nice pants, got any room in there for me.
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
"Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your retirement home."- Phyllis Diller
"Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere." – George Burns
"One of the many things nobody ever tells you about middle age is that it’s such a nice change from being young." – Dorothy Canfield Fisher
Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!
Nice pumpkins!
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
That’s a nice Witch costume, but you won’t be needing the broom anymore, because you’ve already swept me off my feet.
Those are some nice legs. What time do they open?
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