Never Jokes

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."
"Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!"
"I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception."
"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas, I'll never know."
"Go, and never darken my towels again."
"Funny, I've met a lot of pin-up girls, but I've never been able to pin one down."
You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.
I've never understood the fashion industry, those people are so clothes-minded.
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
My flag will never fly at half mast as long you're around.
"I've never known a person who lives to be 110 who is remarkable for anything else." —Josh Billings
"The older I get, the more clearly I remember things that never happened. - Mark Twain
"I can honestly say I love getting older. Then again, I never put my glasses on before looking in the mirror." - Cherie Lunghi
I could never Passover you.
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
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