Never Jokes

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."
"Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!"
"I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception."
"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas, I'll never know."
"Go, and never darken my towels again."
"Funny, I've met a lot of pin-up girls, but I've never been able to pin one down."
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
I could never Passover you.
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
"I've never known a person who lives to be 110 who is remarkable for anything else." —Josh Billings
"The older I get, the more clearly I remember things that never happened. - Mark Twain
"I can honestly say I love getting older. Then again, I never put my glasses on before looking in the mirror." - Cherie Lunghi
You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.
I've never understood the fashion industry, those people are so clothes-minded.
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