Why is it so difficult to sell a toy zebra.
You can never find the barcode.
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
I’ve never lost a game of football basketball or volleyball!
Though I’ve never played a game either.
Why should you never go back in time to alter the outcome of a football game?
You’ll be called for past interference!
Football is one habit I will never kick.
Did you hear about the weekly poker game with Vasco de Gama, Christopher Columbus, Leif Erikson and Franciso Pizarro?
They can never seem to beat the straights of Magellan.
My girlfriend really changed after she became vegan
It’s like I’ve never seen herbivore.
Why does the dolphin kingdom never go to war?
Because it would defeat the porpoise.
I had a girlfriend that went scuba diving...
One day I lobster and never flounder again.
Never going drinking with Train drivers again.
All they did all night was tell me to ‘chug,chug,chug,chug.’
Why should you never trust a train? They have loco motives.
Never liked the troll who lives under the local railway bridge. He’s my arch enemy.
I know I've never been all that attractive.
But lately every woman I try to approach avoids me like the plague.
With Corona Virus spreading, I never thought our deaths will also be..
“Made in China”