Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
What must the Oregon football team do before each play?
Get all of their ducks in a row.
A blonde stormed up to the front desk of the library and with a screaming voice said, “I have a complaint!”
“How can i help you?” said the librarian looking up at her.
“I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!”
Puzzled by her complain the librarian asked “What was wrong with it?”
“It had way too many characters and there was no plot!” said the blonde.
The librarian nodded and said, “Ahhh. So YOU must be the person who took our phone book."
Usain bolt must be a fruit
Have you seen that mango?
“Man cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter.”
James A. Garfield
Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous.
I see a few new faces here this week and I must say I am very disappointed.
There’s a hair in my wine. The grapes must have been fur-mented.
Wine if you must. It’s not good to bottle up your emotions.
I must confess that I've started stealing vegetables from the local grocery...
I can't help it! I get to the store and I have to take a leek!
First time hunters were arguing over which kind of animal tracks they had found when they were hit by a train.

Those who steal trains must have a loco–motive!
A railroad engineer must be sure not to lose his train of thought or he might go down the wrong track.
The guy who invented the watch must have had a lot of time on his hands
Restrooms in restaurants often have a sign saying "Employees must wash hands".
But after waiting hours, no one has ever helped me with mine!