There’s a hair in my wine. The grapes must have been fur-mented.
Wine if you must. It’s not good to bottle up your emotions.
Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous.
I see a few new faces here this week and I must say I am very disappointed.
“Man cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter.”
James A. Garfield
I must confess that I've started stealing vegetables from the local grocery...
I can't help it! I get to the store and I have to take a leek!
What must the Oregon football team do before each play?
Get all of their ducks in a row.
First time hunters were arguing over which kind of animal tracks they had found when they were hit by a train.

Those who steal trains must have a loco–motive!
A railroad engineer must be sure not to lose his train of thought or he might go down the wrong track.
The guy who invented the watch must have had a lot of time on his hands
Restrooms in restaurants often have a sign saying "Employees must wash hands".
But after waiting hours, no one has ever helped me with mine!
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
Usain bolt must be a fruit
Have you seen that mango?