Must Jokes

"I must confess, I was born at a very early age."
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!
Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.
Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!
Your feet must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears.
I must be a Snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
You must be a Candy bar because you appease me.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
My magic watch tells me you're not wearing any underwear.
You are? The thing must be an hour fast again.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
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