Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore - my face should be among them.
There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.
Have you seen the picture of Mount Rushmore before it was carved
It’s completely unprecedented.
The book about Mount Everest had quite a cliff hanger.
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
Approximately how many Egyptians can be fitted inside a pyramid? A pharaoh mount.
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
Fancy a climb? Mount me in.
The book on Mount Everest was super interesting because it had so many cliffhangers.
What world-famous rock group has four guys that don't even sing? Mount Rushmore.
I would love climbing to the peak of Mount Everest, but I do not see the point.
Yo momma so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
What is age, but something to count?
Some people fight it, like climbing a mount.
I choose to live, with dignity and grace,
And offer a drink, to all in this place.

(Julie Hebert)
My friend said, "You are like Mount Everest". I replied, "All the mountaineers dream to be on my summit!".
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