Merely Jokes

"Health is merely the slowest way someone can die."
There was a Young Lady of Parma,
Whose conduct grew calmer and calmer;
When they said, 'Are you dumb?'
She merely said, 'Hum!'
That provoking Young Lady of Parma.
โ€œNoise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid."
- Mark Twain
โ€œNoise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.โ€

- Mark Twain.
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
โ€œA diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.โ€ โ€” Henry Kissenger
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