Mental Jokes

“Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking “if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental facility.”
— Unknown
The game of golf is 90-percent mental…
And 10-percent mental.
What’s the best way to find a truly committed man?
Visit the closest mental hospital.
What happened when the artist tried to draw a cube? He suffered from a mental block.
Twinkle twinkle little star.
You should know just what you are.
Once you know just what you are,
the mental hospital isn't that far
I highly encourage you to have more brain farts
It develops mental fartitude.
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