Mental Jokes

Whatโ€™s the best way to find a truly committed man?
Visit the closest mental hospital.
I highly encourage you to have more brain farts
It develops mental fartitude.
The game of golf is 90-percent mentalโ€ฆ
And 10-percent mental.
Twinkle twinkle little star.
You should know just what you are.
Once you know just what you are,
the mental hospital isn't that far
What happened when the artist tried to draw a cube? He suffered from a mental block.
โ€œHaving those weird conversations with your friend and thinking โ€œif anyone heard us, weโ€™d be put in a mental facility.โ€
โ€” Unknown
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