Likely Jokes

The yearbook superlative that Robert Lee had given in his graduation was "Most likely to secede."
What superlative did Robert E. Lee win in high school?
Most likely to secede!
What garment are you most likely to spot a house in?
The inventor of mosquito repellent likely did not know where to begin...
I guess he would have to start from scratch.
Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!
Which vegetable is most likely to be your friend?

The broccoli.
You're about half as likely to die from a vegetable pun as you artichoke.
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