Lighter Jokes

What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.
Which weighs less; butane, gasoline or water?
Butane, because it's lighter fluid.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A hippo is really heavy, but a Zippo is a little lighter.
Why do the blondes prefer to have se* instead of bowling?
The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change shoes.
Look who’s turning 100,
Your life couldn't be brighter,
With enough candles on your cake,
You have the world's best lighter.


(Kevin Nishmas)
Stop looking for the perfect match..
Use a lighter!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One’s really heavy, the other’s a little lighter.
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