Lighter Jokes

What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One’s really heavy, the other’s a little lighter.
Which weighs less; butane, gasoline or water?
Butane, because it's lighter fluid.
Why do the blondes prefer to have se* instead of bowling?
The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change shoes.
Stop looking for the perfect match..
Use a lighter!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A hippo is really heavy, but a Zippo is a little lighter.
Look who’s turning 100,
Your life couldn't be brighter,
With enough candles on your cake,
You have the world's best lighter.


(Kevin Nishmas)
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