Lightbulb

How many golfers does it take to change a lightbulb?
FORE!
How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
How many conductors does it take to change a lightbulb?
Nobody knows because no-one ever watches the conductor.
How many "friendzoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
How many zen masters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two, one to change it, and one not to change it.
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
How many astronomers will it take to just change a lightbulb? None, they like the dark.