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I don't get why a kid in my son's Pre-K class gave everyone an inflatable sword as a party favor for their birthday.
It's pointless.
Behind every great parent is a great kid. Happy birthday!
I don't get why a kid in my son's Pre-K class gave everyone an inflatable sword as a party favor for their birthday.
It's pointless.
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat? A dirty kid.
“When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.“
Rodney Dangerfield
“I’d like to have a kid, but I’m not sure I’m ready to spend 10 years of my life constantly asking someone where his shoes are.”
Damien Fahey
“It just occurred to me that the majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn’t finish.”
Carrie Underwood
My friend gave birth in the car on the way to the hospital
Her husband named the kid Carson.
My wife told my four year old daughter that she couldn’t use her plastic IKEA knife to slice mangos.
I said “Yeah kid, that’s just not going to cut it.”
When I was a kid I thought I had a Chinese friend
But it was just my imaginasian.
What did the Hollywood film director say to the young neuron that wanted to be an actor?
"Hey kid, you've got potential."
Why did the kid pursue scuba diving?
Because all his grades are below C-level.
Did you know that a piranha can eat a kid down to the bone in 8 seconds...
anyways I lost my job at the aquarium today