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Kid

One Liners and Short Jokes
When I was a kid I thought I had a Chinese friend
But it was just my imaginasian.
Quotes
“When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.“
Rodney Dangerfield
“I’d like to have a kid, but I’m not sure I’m ready to spend 10 years of my life constantly asking someone where his shoes are.”
Damien Fahey
“It just occurred to me that the majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn’t finish.”
Carrie Underwood
Mango Puns
My wife told my four year old daughter that she couldn’t use her plastic IKEA knife to slice mangos.
I said “Yeah kid, that’s just not going to cut it.”
Diving Puns
Why did the kid pursue scuba diving?
Because all his grades are below C-level.
Worm Puns
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat? A dirty kid.
Birthday Puns
I don't get why a kid in my son's Pre-K class gave everyone an inflatable sword as a party favor for their birthday.
It's pointless.
Behind every great parent is a great kid. Happy birthday!
I don't get why a kid in my son's Pre-K class gave everyone an inflatable sword as a party favor for their birthday.
It's pointless.
Medical Puns
My friend gave birth in the car on the way to the hospital
Her husband named the kid Carson.
Dark Short Jokes
Did you know that a piranha can eat a kid down to the bone in 8 seconds...
anyways I lost my job at the aquarium today
Brain Puns
What did the Hollywood film director say to the young neuron that wanted to be an actor?
"Hey kid, you've got potential."
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