Kangaroo

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Actually, it’s kangaroo.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
Where do koalas go to settle legal matters? A kangaroo court!
What do you say to a kangaroo on its birthday?
Hoppy Birthday.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangaroo? A stripy jumper!
What do you get if cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle-neck jumper.
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
What do you get if you cross a squirrel with a kangaroo?
An animal that keeps its nuts in its pockets.