Justice

Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,

About Six-tea years to date,

Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,

her cupious amazing traits

Her balanced demeanour

Her Kindness and (earl) grace,

rooibost sense of humour,

too many to name in this teany space,

to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,

let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,

While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,

It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
Why is justice best served cold?
Because if it were warm, it would be justwater.
"Military justice is to justice what military music is to music."
"The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet." – Bill Cosby
What do you call a judge with no balls? Justice Prick
Justice is a dish best served cold
Because otherwise it would be justwater.
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