Just Jokes

I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
Girl, your skin is so smooth, and you smell good just like some new shoes.
Who needs a sled when you can just ride me?
Come sit on my lap. I've got a special gift just for you.
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
"Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough."
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
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