Just Jokes

You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
Girl, your skin is so smooth, and you smell good just like some new shoes.
Hey baby, I just found out our shirts were manufactured in unfair working conditions; let's take them off.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
"Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough."
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