Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
"Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough."
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
Who needs a sled when you can just ride me?
Come sit on my lap. I've got a special gift just for you.
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
Girl, your skin is so smooth, and you smell good just like some new shoes.
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
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