Ion Jokes

What do you call an electrically charged seal?
A seal ion.
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
What do you call an edible ion?
An onion
Do you like science because I've got my ion you.
I’m positive I just lost an electron.
Better keep an ion that.
What is a neuron's favorite television channel?
The Ion Channel
An atom loses an electron...
It says, "man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
What do you call an edible ion?
An onion.
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