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What do you call an edible ion?
An onion
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
What is a neuron's favorite television channel?
The Ion Channel
Do you like science because I've got my ion you.
An atom loses an electron...
It says, "man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
What do you call an edible ion?
An onion.
I’m positive I just lost an electron.
Better keep an ion that.
What do you call an electrically charged seal?
A seal ion.
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