Investment Jokes

I bought an old stereo.
My wife has her doubts, but I think it's a sound investment.
I was thinking of making an investment on a new farming venture that feeds marijuana to cows instead of grass.
The steaks will be too high for sure.
I always put my money in drums
Because itโ€™s a sound investment.
Mummies are very aware of investment security. Their favorite is Cryptocurrency.
My investment banker used all of my money to buy a leather jacket and a motorcycle, and when I asked for it back he told me to 'sit on it'.
I think he might be running a Fonzi scheme.
The Robber Business Man A robber pulls a gun on a bank clerk and manager saying, โ€œGive me all the money!" "May I ask, sir," says the bank manager, "'why are you doing this?" "Well, you know, I need it to set myself up in a trade or profession. initial investment is needed to cover the overheads until my cash flow is established and turned into passive income.โ€ The bank manager leans to the clerk and says, โ€œYouโ€™d better do what he says, I think he means business.โ€
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