As two onions were crossing the road, one of them was run over by a car. Upon being rushed to the hospital, the doctor informed the other onion, "I have some news that is going to make you cry!"
The urinals were broken at my dad's work He had to walk a long distance to go to the bathroom. When the plumber came and informed him the urinals were fixed, my dad told him "I'm relieved!"
Finally, the call came in and the orange was informed by the person on the other end of the line that the company had orange-d an interview for the following day.
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