Informed Jokes

The police hung up the phone call when I informed them about a murder in my front yard. They said they could not do anything regarding the crows.
“You can always tell when a man's well informed. His views are pretty much like your own.”
H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
As two onions were crossing the road, one of them was run over by a car. Upon being rushed to the hospital, the doctor informed the other onion, "I have some news that is going to make you cry!"
Finally, the call came in and the orange was informed by the person on the other end of the line that the company had orange-d an interview for the following day.
The urinals were broken at my dad's work
He had to walk a long distance to go to the bathroom. When the plumber came and informed him the urinals were fixed, my dad told him "I'm relieved!"
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