India Jokes

I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cab driver.
Zach Galifianakis
Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it. Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in India, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries. Father: That happens everywhere, son, everywhere.
Trying to Get a Job in India... Mujibar was trying to get a job in India. The Manager said, 'Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it, you cannot qualify for this job.' Mujibar said, 'I am ready.' The manager said, 'Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink, and Green .' Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, 'Mister Manager, I am ready.' The manager said, 'Go ahead..' Mujibar said, 'The telephone goes green, green, and I pink it up, and say, Yellow, this is Mujibar.' Mujibar now works at the call center.
India is a very peaceful country.
Because nobody has any beef over there.
Are you from India? Cause I'm trying to get In-di-a pants.
Are you heading to India? 'Cause I'd Goa anywhere with you!
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.
What did the Indian kid say to his mother when she left India?
Mumbai
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