Incredible Jokes

My kids say my cooking is incredible...
with a silent 'cr'
The baker just felt this incredible knead to make bread. That’s certainly the truth.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
The incredible Wizard of Oz,
Retired from his business becoz.
Due to up-to-date science,
To most of his clients,
He wasn't the Wizard he woz.
What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
An actor arrived for his rehearsal at the theatre.
As he looked around, an incredible feeling of deja vu swept over him.

Suddenly he realised the set seemed like a weird adaption of his apartment, the actress looked like an odd version of his wife, and the director sounded like an eerie rendition of his dad.

"Uncanny!" He thought. "I've arrived at a strange stage of my life".
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