My skeleton girlfriend dumped me the other day. She had the hottest spine I have ever seen.
I just want her back.
When will a guy ignore even the hottest girl? Right after he "comes" inside. Why do little boys whine? Because they're practicing to be men.
Sorry for not calling sooner, I was budy complaining to Spotify for not naming you the year's hottest single.
When is an MLB ballpark the hottest?
After all the fans have left.
My Spotify sucks. It showed me the hottest singles, and missed you out!
I saw you on Spotify so thought to text you. You were in the hottest singles this week.
Has Spotify contacted you yet? Because you are the hottest single in this club.
Did Spotify fix their mistakes? Because you will no longer be the hottest single after you spend time with me tonight.
Babe, I just checked Spotify. It says you're this week's hottest new single.
Did you see the glitch earlier? You weren’t listed as the top hottest single.
Girl, you must be blue because you’re the hottest star around right now.
You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
If it weren’t for the summer sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.
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