Hoped

A sperm, alack and forsooth
Was at its moment of sexual truth
It had hoped to fall
On the womb's spongy wall
But was dashed to its death on a tooth!
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
Why did the monk meditate with a light bulb? He hoped it would help him to reach enlightenment.”
Why did the monk meditate with a light bulb?
He hoped it would help him to reach enlightenment.
Why did the horny duck circle the baseball field?
She hoped to catch some fowl balls.