Hoped Jokes

Poured beer over my garden before planting the lawn. I hoped the grass would come up half cut.
I hear there's a new COVID-19 vaccine delivered via an audio interface as music.
It is hoped that this will lead to heard immunity.
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
Why did the monk meditate with a light bulb? He hoped it would help him to reach enlightenment.”
Why did the monk meditate with a light bulb?
He hoped it would help him to reach enlightenment.
A sperm, alack and forsooth
Was at its moment of sexual truth
It had hoped to fall
On the womb's spongy wall
But was dashed to its death on a tooth!
Why did the horny duck circle the baseball field?
She hoped to catch some fowl balls.
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