How do you make a dog stop barking in the backyard?
Move him to the front yard.
My wife got mad at me for playing catch with my son in the backyard
... I didn’t see the big deal until I dropped him.
A chicken goes into a library. He stands at the librarian's desk and says, "Buk," so she gives him a book. A couple of minutes later, the chicken returns. "Buk," he says, and she hands him another book. This goes on and on.
Finally, it is the librarian's break time. She goes out back to get some fresh air by the pond. That is when she sees the chicken and a frog on a lilypad. "Buk," says the chicken as he tosses a book to the frog. "Reddit," replies the frog...
Is it possible to scare a sasquatch out of your yard by tossing eggs at him?
Only if you eggs-terminate him.