My girlfriend spilt hummus all over her...
Can't believe that chick pea'd herself.
There was a young vampire called mable,

whose periods were always quite stable,

at every full moon,

she took out a spoon,

and drank herself under the table.
The medieval queen was unhappy when she saw that it was pouring outside. She sighed to herself, "This could be another reigny day."
Did you ever hear about the blonde who bathed herself and drank cleaning substances? She wanted to be spotless inside and out.
What do you call a painting by a cat of herself? A self paw-trait.
Q: What does a dentist do during an earthquake?
A: She braces herself!
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
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