Herself Jokes

My girlfriend spilt hummus all over her...
Can't believe that chick pea'd herself.
Did you ever hear about the blonde who bathed herself and drank cleaning substances? She wanted to be spotless inside and out.
What do you call a painting by a cat of herself? A self paw-trait.
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
Q: What does a dentist do during an earthquake?
A: She braces herself!
The medieval queen was unhappy when she saw that it was pouring outside. She sighed to herself, "This could be another reigny day."
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