Herself Jokes

Q: What does a dentist do during an earthquake?
A: She braces herself!
The medieval queen was unhappy when she saw that it was pouring outside. She sighed to herself, "This could be another reigny day."
What do you call a painting by a cat of herself? A self paw-trait.
Did you ever hear about the blonde who bathed herself and drank cleaning substances? She wanted to be spotless inside and out.
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
My girlfriend spilt hummus all over her...
Can't believe that chick pea'd herself.
There was a young vampire called mable,

whose periods were always quite stable,

at every full moon,

she took out a spoon,

and drank herself under the table.
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