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Hen

There was an Old Man with a beard,
Who said, 'It is just as I feared!
Two Owls and a Hen,
Four Larks and a Wren,
Have all built their nests in my beard!'
When do chickens go to bed?
Half past hen!
What happens when a hen eats gunpowder?
She lays hand gren-eggs.
Which chicken is at the top of the pecking order?
Attila the Hen.
Why did the hen lay her egg on the axe?
She wanted to hatchet.
How does a hen leave its house?
Through the eggs-it.