Helium

Helium walks into a bar.
He orders a drink and wonders why his parents decided to give him such an unusual name, as he can never find it on personalized souvenirs. Plus, baristas never, ever get it right.
What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
"HeHe."
What do you do with a sick chemist? You try to helium, and then you try to curium, but if all else fails, you gotta barium.
Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve noble gases here."
Helium doesn't react.
What do doctors do to injured elements? They helium.
Books on helium are so hard to put down.
Sadly, hydrogen and helium broke things off. But they still think of each other... periodically.
Did you hear about the geologist who was reading a book about Helium?
He just couldn’t put it down.
Did you hear about the geologist who was reading a book about Helium? He just couldn't put it down.
The only thing I got for my wife on her birthday was a big helium balloon.
It didn’t go down very well.
The only thing I got for my wife on her birthday was a big helium balloon.
It didn’t go down very well.