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Horse Puns
Where do horses live in Harry Potter?
Diagonal Alley.
Electricity Puns
You’re a unit of electrical energy, Harry.” I’m a watt?”
Birthday Jokes
Harry asks his wife Harriet: "What would you like as a present for your birthday?"
Harriet looks at him sarcastically and yells "A divorce!" and then throws her head back and laughs.

Harry looks down wringing his hands, "I wasn't thinking of spending that much."
One Liners for Kids
Why did Harry Potter throw away all his old potions?
They were past their hexpiration date!
Otter Puns
What do you call a kids book about otters? Harry Otter.
Seal Puns
What does Harry Potter use when sealing packages?
His Parceltongue.
Halloween Puns
I told everyone that I’m going as a zombie character from Harry Potter this Halloween, but no one believes me.
I’m dead Sirius.
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