Halloween

I'm the pun King of Halloween.
This Halloween I'm gourd out of my mind!
I have to spill my guts, I love Halloween!
I bought a pumpkin for Halloween but it was broken
So i had to get a pumpkin patch.
There was a costume party on Halloween. Everyone was there except one guy. Many people asked his sister where he was.
She said: “Oh, he wanted to go as our dad for Halloween.”
I dressed up as bacon for halloween.
To say the least, i was looking pretty CRISP.
Why is corn popular around Halloween?
Because it’s so earie.
You're so ugly at Halloween kids give YOU candy.
Did you hear about the train that dressed up for Halloween?
It became a fright train.
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween? They only run a skeleton service.
My friend told me that his birthday was on Halloween. I said “really?” “Yes!” He replied
I responded with “Oh man your parents must have been terrified.”
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tell it a funny Halloween joke and see which end laughs!
Why didn’t the skeleton scare the trick-or-treaters on Halloween?
He didn’t have the heart.