Halloween Jokes

Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?
Because everyone was a goblin.
What do goblins and ghosts drink when they’re hot and thirsty on Halloween?
What did the Turkey wear on Halloween?
He was a goblin.
Halloween is over. Why are you still dressed as an angel?
Everyone loves my Halloween costume, but I still see room for improvement.
I guess I'm an ogre-achiever.
No costume? Oh you lucky girl, you don’t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day.
Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
You should dress up as a baker for Halloween with that set of buns.
Who put the Howl in Halloween?
Not ghouls just the people they ate!
What do ghouls say to each other before heading out for Halloween?
May the ghouls be with you!
What did the ghoul say to the clown on Halloween?
Tag, you’re it!
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