Generation Jokes

“Parenthood…it’s about guiding the next generation and forgiving the last.”

- Peter Krause.
Jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains.
This gives me hope for the next generation.
Over quarantine, I’ve really gotten into gardening. I am especially enamored with growing chard varieties. So much so I’ve written a book of poems about their taproots.
I hope to one day be recognized as the beet poet of our generation!
What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?
Genitalia.
I swear I was born in the wrong generation. Nowadays everyone is addicted to their phones.
I wish I was born in the 80's when everyone was addicted to Cocaine.
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