Garlic Jokes

How do you make garlic toast? Lift your glass and talk about the wonderful things it has done.
Was arguing with a friend in a restaurant recently when the waiter ran over and took the plate of garlic bread and the coleslaw. I wish he’d stop taking sides.
Where did the garlic clove go to have a few drinks? The Salad Bar!
What do cloves use for money? Garlic "Bread."
Have you heard of the garlic diet? You don't lose much weight, but from a distance your friends think you look thinner!
What do you call a dog who only eats garlic and onions?
A dog with a bark worse than its bite.
What happened to the dog who ate too much garlic?
Its bark was worse than its bite.
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