Freeze

What do Penguins sing on a birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow.
What do penguins sing at a birthday party?
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child.
Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, "Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that."
Little Johnny looked up and replied, "Well, Ms Smith, you can't say you weren't warned."
Why couldn’t anyone get a job at the ice rink?
There was a hiring freeze.
What breed of dog always gets cold?
A Bichon Freeze.
An intrepid explorer named Petty,
Intended to capture a yeti.
But the yeti yelled, Freeze!
I’ve a gun—on your knees,
While my Dad gets the ring and confetti.
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