Freeze

Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child.
Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, "Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that."
Little Johnny looked up and replied, "Well, Ms Smith, you can't say you weren't warned."
An intrepid explorer named Petty,
Intended to capture a yeti.
But the yeti yelled, Freeze!
I’ve a gun—on your knees,
While my Dad gets the ring and confetti.
What do Penguins sing on a birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow.
What do penguins sing at a birthday party?
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
What breed of dog always gets cold?
A Bichon Freeze.
Why couldn’t anyone get a job at the ice rink?
There was a hiring freeze.