Fred Jokes

"I like long walks, especially when they're taken by people who annoy me"- Fred Allen.
Fred is so condescending about my tennis strokes. I can’t take any more of his backhanded compliments.
Most of us spend the first six days of the week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure. -- Fred Allen
When you cross a wolf and Fred Astaire, you get dances with wolves.
If some of Fred Flintstone's neurotransmitters could talk, what would they say?
"Gaba-Daba-Do!"
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