Fog Jokes

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
My wife asked me, “Did you fog up the bathroom mirror again?”
I said, “I don’t see myself doing that.”
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
Why did the boy soon stop trying to grab the mountain fog? Because he always mist.
Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
What happens when Bigfoot gets lost in the fog?
He is mist!
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