Fog Jokes

What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
Why did the boy soon stop trying to grab the mountain fog? Because he always mist.
My wife asked me, “Did you fog up the bathroom mirror again?”
I said, “I don’t see myself doing that.”
Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
What happens when Bigfoot gets lost in the fog?
He is mist!
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
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