Flour

This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
How do you make dog bread?
Just use collie flour.
Why did the baker keep putting too much flour in the bread? Because he was a gluten for punishment.
How do you make dog bread? You use collie flour.
The bread baker won the girl over because he kept giving her a flour. How sweet!
Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
The bag of flour was so confused.He thought that he saw his friend the loaf yeast-erday.
The tiny bag of flour got in trouble, so his mother sent him to bread early. He kneaded to be punished.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.