Does a water bed become bouncier when you fill it up with spring water?
The Supreme Court ruled there cannot be a Nativity Scene on Capitol Hill.
This isn't for any religious reason. They just haven’t been able to find Three Wise Men in DC. A search for a virgin was also fruitless. There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.
You look like a hard worker.
I have an opening you can fill.
What's the job application to Hooters? They just give you a bra and say: Here, fill this out.
My coworker is unable to attend next week’s innuendo seminar.
I have to fill her slot instead.
Q: What did the tooth say to the dentist as she was leaving?
A: Fill me in when you get back
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
I went to the Chinese buffet on crab leg night and ate my fill, but they kicked me out.
They said I was being too shellfish.