Fill Jokes

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Ten-ants.
Does a water bed become bouncier when you fill it up with spring water?
I went to the Chinese buffet on crab leg night and ate my fill, but they kicked me out.
They said I was being too shellfish.
Q: How does an artist fill in a CV?
A: He draws on experience.
Q: What did the tooth say to the dentist as she was leaving?
A: Fill me in when you get back
I wish I were your integral so I could fill the space beneath your curves
Dear Dog

You cower and hide
As I fill up the tub
Yet when I go outside
And turn on the hose
You follow me gladly
For a spray up the nose
The Supreme Court ruled there cannot be a Nativity Scene on Capitol Hill.
This isn't for any religious reason. They just haven’t been able to find Three Wise Men in DC. A search for a virgin was also fruitless. There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.
I know when I store files, my computer gets hungry. It starts telling me about the bytes I use and how many are remaining for him to fill up completely.
My dad was the top clown at the circus, but unfortunately he passed away.
I guess I have some pretty big shoes to fill.
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