Fill Jokes

I wish I were your integral so I could fill the space beneath your curves
Does a water bed become bouncier when you fill it up with spring water?
The Supreme Court ruled there cannot be a Nativity Scene on Capitol Hill.
This isn't for any religious reason. They just haven’t been able to find Three Wise Men in DC. A search for a virgin was also fruitless. There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.
I went to the Chinese buffet on crab leg night and ate my fill, but they kicked me out.
They said I was being too shellfish.
Dear Dog

You cower and hide
As I fill up the tub
Yet when I go outside
And turn on the hose
You follow me gladly
For a spray up the nose
What's the job application to Hooters? They just give you a bra and say: Here, fill this out.
My coworker is unable to attend next week’s innuendo seminar.
I have to fill her slot instead.
I know when I store files, my computer gets hungry. It starts telling me about the bytes I use and how many are remaining for him to fill up completely.
I've been directly elected to fill the vacancy in your senate!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
can I fill you up
with my special fondue?
My dad was the top clown at the circus, but unfortunately he passed away.
I guess I have some pretty big shoes to fill.
You look like a hard worker.
I have an opening you can fill.
Hey, lady. I'm just like like a pizza. I'll fill you up tonight and still be there in the morning when you're ready for more.
Q: How does an artist fill in a CV?
A: He draws on experience.
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Ten-ants.
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