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What does the scrotum of a catholic priest look like?
Stupid question, even a child knows that.
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
Why are ghosts no good at running a railway? A. Because they can’t even put on a skeleton service!
Even the most intelligent people can’t survive a day without electricity, like Stephen Hawking.
I'll do algebra, I'll do trigonometry, I'll even do statistics...
But graphing is where I draw the line!
Scientist are shocked after discovery of a new african bee species that can keep on flying even after their heart stops.
Local tribes in fear of a zombee apocalypse
Even after a decade or two, I think we will all remember this year forever.
I mean, hindsight is 2020.
“Sometimes I’m so tired, I look down at what I’m wearing, and if it’s comfortable enough to sleep in, I don’t even make it into my pajamas. I’m looking down, and I’m like T-shirt and stretchy pants? Yup, that’s pajama-y. Good night.”
Rebecca Romijn
“I don’t want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their job.”
Samuel Goldwyn
“I have noticed that even people who claim everything is pre­determined and that we can do nothing to change it look before they cross the road.”
Stephen Hawking
“A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, ‘At my age, I don’t even buy green bananas.'”
Claude Pepper
My wife isn't talking to me because apparently I ruined her birthday....
I don't know how I did that... I didn't even know it was her birthday!
My wife isn't talking to me because apparently I ruined her birthday....
I don't know how I did that... I didn't even know it was her birthday!
When will a guy ignore even the hottest girl? Right after he "comes" inside. Why do little boys whine? Because they're practicing to be men.