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When will a guy ignore even the hottest girl? Right after he "comes" inside. Why do little boys whine? Because they're practicing to be men.
“Sometimes I’m so tired, I look down at what I’m wearing, and if it’s comfortable enough to sleep in, I don’t even make it into my pajamas. I’m looking down, and I’m like T-shirt and stretchy pants? Yup, that’s pajama-y. Good night.”
Rebecca Romijn
“I don’t want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their job.”
Samuel Goldwyn
“I have noticed that even people who claim everything is pre­determined and that we can do nothing to change it look before they cross the road.”
Stephen Hawking
“A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, ‘At my age, I don’t even buy green bananas.'”
Claude Pepper
What does the scrotum of a catholic priest look like?
Stupid question, even a child knows that.
Even after a decade or two, I think we will all remember this year forever.
I mean, hindsight is 2020.
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
I'll do algebra, I'll do trigonometry, I'll even do statistics...
But graphing is where I draw the line!
My wife isn't talking to me because apparently I ruined her birthday....
I don't know how I did that... I didn't even know it was her birthday!
My wife isn't talking to me because apparently I ruined her birthday....
I don't know how I did that... I didn't even know it was her birthday!
Scientist are shocked after discovery of a new african bee species that can keep on flying even after their heart stops.
Local tribes in fear of a zombee apocalypse
Why are ghosts no good at running a railway? A. Because they can’t even put on a skeleton service!
Even the most intelligent people can’t survive a day without electricity, like Stephen Hawking.