Even Jokes

Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you, even though I should.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
“I’m glad I don’t have to hunt my own food, I don’t even know where sandwiches live.”
― Unknown
"After a good dinner, one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations."
— Oscar Wilde
"I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food."
— W.C. Fields
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Even the most powerful storms of Jupiter couldn’t keep me from you!
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark, you still seem to shine.
You must be Saturn Because I feel attracted to you even when I’m a million miles away!
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Even the Chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Easter? I hardly even knew her.
I wanna grow old together. I will stay with you even after I'm sixty-four!
Even The Beatles think that we should "Come Together." "Right now."
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