Dracula

What does Dracula call Thanksgiving? Fangs-giving.
Which position does the son of Dracula play on the baseball team?
Bat boy.
What did they call Dracula after his team won the big game?
The Champire.
I started a job making plastic Dracula figurines but there’s only two of us in the production line.
I have to make every second Count.
What dog does Dracula own?
A blood-hound.
Are monsters good at math?
Not unless you Count Dracula.
What type of dog does Dracula have?
A bloodhound.
Did you know vampires aren’t real?
Unless you Count Dracula.
Dracula decided it was time to give his son "the talk"

Dracula: "You see, when two monsters love each other very much, they-"

Son: "They do the mash."

Dracula: *nodding* "They do the monster mash."
What kind of ice cream does Dracula eat?
Veinilla.
What did Dracula say when he saw a giraffe for the first time?
I’d like to get to gnaw you.